Tuesday, May 24, 2022

Era #10, Part 18: She Lies With Angels (Uncanny X-Men)

Grade: D

Did we really need another take on Romeo & Juliet? Chuck Austen forces it in this tale that reflects the worst stereotypes of Kentucky. The Guthrie family (think Cannonball and Husk) has a long-standing feud with the richer Capulet -- sorry,  Cabot -- family. Over the years, the Cabots launched several attempts to kill the Guthries, and their latest attempt utilizes abandoned anti-mutant technology. Meanwhile, Julia Cabot falls in love with Josh Guthrie. Apparently, neither of them knew the last name of the other despite their established family feud in a very small town. 

This is not only a forced interpretation of Shakespeare, it is an incredulous X-Men story. It doesn't get any better by adding the melodrama (and public, areal sex scene) between 19-year-old Husk and a much older Angel or a bigotted town sheriff who pines for the woman he agreed to kill.


Tuesday, May 17, 2022

Era #10, Part 17: Storm - The Arena (X-Treme X-Men)

Grade: D-

Another mutant gladiator story? This time, Storm finds herself part of a Tokyo Arena where she quickly reaches the top, but she needs to continue winning in order to maintain her freedom. It becomes more challenging when she learns that the Arena is led by former Morlocks Masque and Callisto.

There are just too many inconsistencies in this collection to make it enjoyable. We get to see both Yukio and Guido again, but both don't really feel right in their roles. Callisto is the former, strong-willed leader of the Morlocks, but it is Masque who is controlling her -- and the entire sophisticated, black-market business operation. Not bad for somebody who has always been the lackey. I am not even sure how Masque changed his appearance since he can't alter his own appearance, and why is he presenting himself as a woman without explanation? And to top it off, Chris Claremont continues to inject slaver Tullamore Voge in what feels like an attempt to make this uninteresting character relevant. 

Perhaps the biggest oddity is how much Storm loves being in the ring. While she frequently engages in reckless thrill-seeking activities, it has never been portrayed as a pathological need. Her desire for the cheers of the crowd overrides her normal concerns about exploitation. She abandoned her values and that makes this unpleasant run irreconcilably bad.